I just came back in from letting my dog out.
he didn’t want to come in so I kept trying different things to get him to come and finally he ran the opposite direction and tripped over a large branch and did this ungraceful flip and I exclaimed out loud “DAMMIT MOON MOON!”
and about five houses down someone is having an outdoor party around a bonfire and I hear someone from there exclaim back “WHO THE FUCK INVITED MOON MOON!”
*opens microsoft word*
*takes 30 min break*
*sighs while i’m fucking you*
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
♫ choked out by your thighs would be a heavenly way to die ♫